Undress to Impress


Why do people wear T-Shirts with silly slogans?

I saw someone at the supermarket with a shirt saying “Undress to Impress”.

Now, it’s somewhat dubious whether it is in good taste for a woman, however pretty, to wear such a slogan.

But this was a middle aged man, and so ugly that the only thing he’d impress would be the dead mackerel in the frozen food compartment.